Les blanches exotiques
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My mom said black people smell like woodsmoke, so I told her white ppl smell like wet dogs
Anonymous
This actually made my day.
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The Exotic Murrikans and their Relationship with Names
Tonight the exotic white Murrikan phenomenon of making fun of the names of normal people has come to our attention.
We have studied this phenomenon extensively, and there are various reasons why the exotics are so rude and disrespectful to make jest of the gorgeous names of the normal people.
Reason 1: The exotic whites are lacking lips.This affects their lives in many ways, from kissing to pronouncing certain words. Because of this, they often have trouble pronouncing the names of PoC. Instead of admitting this, however, they instead hide their insecurity over their liplessness behind a veneer of disrespect and rudeness, lashing out at those who possess the names that escape them.
Reason 2: The exotic Murrikans live in a society in which they are as separate as they possibly can be from other cultures, even other exotic peoples. Therefore, if they come across a PoC with a name that, to them, sounds “foreign” (even if the name is in the language that another exotic white tribe speaks) they will mock them, as they will assume that the name is made up. However, this only applies when the name belongs to a PoC; if the person with the “foreign” sounding name is also an exotic white, the exotics will strive as hard as they can, working against their liplessness, in order to pronounce the name correctly.
It’s a very sad phenomenon, and the exotic whites will do this to PoC no matter their age; whether they are 9 or 99, if their name is not a syllable long and boring, they will be mocked for it.
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I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
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Where will we go for your snark and wittiness?
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Can we still ask/submit things?
Up until midnight on the 26th, I’ll be accepting asks and submissions, and they will be queued.
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You have sent me messages that have made me laugh, and some that have been so touching that I’ve cried. This has been wonderful.
In the words of a man very near and dear to my heart: You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.
We’ll be back someday.
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Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much as I would like. I’m also the only mod, and I feel uncomfortable relinquishing control of EWG to someone else.
Will EWG be gone forever?
No! EWG will probably be back in the spring. We will rise from our slumber when the land turns warm and the sun returns.
Are you deleting all your content?
Nope! The content will still be there; I’m merely shutting off submissions and the ask box at midnight on the 26th.
Where will we go for your snark and wittiness?
Well, there’s always my personal blog, where you can watch me rant, share in my Doctor Who feels, be occasionally snarky and witty, and see my face.
I’m also co-modding a sex blog, which you should follow anyway because it’s fantastic.
Can we still ask/submit things?
Up until midnight on the 26th, I’ll be accepting asks and submissions, and they will be queued.
Finally, I absolutely loved modding this blog. You are all fantastic, smart, brilliant people, and I adore all of you.
You have sent me messages that have made me laugh, and some that have been so touching that I’ve cried. This has been wonderful.
In the words of a man very near and dear to my heart: You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.
We’ll be back someday.
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Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much as I would like. I’m also the only mod, and I feel uncomfortable relinquishing control of EWG to someone else.
Will EWG be gone forever?
No! EWG will probably be back in the spring. We will rise from our slumber when the land turns warm and the sun returns.
Are you deleting all your content?
Nope! The content will still be there; I’m merely shutting off submissions and the ask box at midnight on the 26th.
Where will we go for your snark and wittiness?
Well, there’s always my personal blog, where you can watch me rant, share in my Doctor Who feels, be occasionally snarky and witty, and see my face.
I’m also co-modding a sex blog, which you should follow anyway because it’s fantastic.
Can we still ask/submit things?
Up until midnight on the 26th, I’ll be accepting asks and submissions, and they will be queued.
Finally, I absolutely loved modding this blog. You are all fantastic, smart, brilliant people, and I adore all of you.
You have sent me messages that have made me laugh, and some that have been so touching that I’ve cried. This has been wonderful.
In the words of a man very near and dear to my heart: You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.
We’ll be back someday.
-
Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much as I would like. I’m also the only mod, and I feel uncomfortable relinquishing control of EWG to someone else.
Will EWG be gone forever?
No! EWG will probably be back in the spring. We will rise from our slumber when the land turns warm and the sun returns.
Are you deleting all your content?
Nope! The content will still be there; I’m merely shutting off submissions and the ask box at midnight on the 26th.
Where will we go for your snark and wittiness?
Well, there’s always my personal blog, where you can watch me rant, share in my Doctor Who feels, be occasionally snarky and witty, and see my face.
I’m also co-modding a sex blog, which you should follow anyway because it’s fantastic.
Can we still ask/submit things?
Up until midnight on the 26th, I’ll be accepting asks and submissions, and they will be queued.
Finally, I absolutely loved modding this blog. You are all fantastic, smart, brilliant people, and I adore all of you.
You have sent me messages that have made me laugh, and some that have been so touching that I’ve cried. This has been wonderful.
In the words of a man very near and dear to my heart: You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.
We’ll be back someday.
-
Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much as I would like. I’m also the only mod, and I feel uncomfortable relinquishing control of EWG to someone else.
Will EWG be gone forever?
No! EWG will probably be back in the spring. We will rise from our slumber when the land turns warm and the sun returns.
Are you deleting all your content?
Nope! The content will still be there; I’m merely shutting off submissions and the ask box at midnight on the 26th.
Where will we go for your snark and wittiness?
Well, there’s always my personal blog, where you can watch me rant, share in my Doctor Who feels, be occasionally snarky and witty, and see my face.
I’m also co-modding a sex blog, which you should follow anyway because it’s fantastic.
Can we still ask/submit things?
Up until midnight on the 26th, I’ll be accepting asks and submissions, and they will be queued.
Finally, I absolutely loved modding this blog. You are all fantastic, smart, brilliant people, and I adore all of you.
You have sent me messages that have made me laugh, and some that have been so touching that I’ve cried. This has been wonderful.
In the words of a man very near and dear to my heart: You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.
We’ll be back someday.
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(Anonymous asked: I realize that I’ve never touched an exotic white person before. Their thin, oily, uninspired hair interests me. I’ve heard its a custom for them to walk up and grab and touch normal people’s hair and bodies without consent. Why are they so uncivilized, uneducated, and lacking in manners? Would it be wrong if I obeyed the dictates of their culture and touched them because of their exoticness without asking first?)
Anon, you should always ask before you touch someone else, even if it’s only their hair.
Just because the exotics are rude and uncivilized does not mean that us normals can be rude and uncivilized. We know better than to disrespect others’ personal space.
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(Anonymous asked: I feel so bad for my exotic white brethren who still participate in the backwards and barbaric ritual of Black Friday. It’s important that normal people learn about this dangerous cultural rite so they can spread the word and help properly outlaw it.)
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(Anonymous asked: Have you ever heard of the exotic white tradition of Black Friday? I hear it coming up soon. Can you elaborate on this mysterious and exotic ritual?)
Ah, Black Friday. This is an exotic holiday that celebrates the great god Capitalism.Black Friday takes place the day after Thanksgiving(another exotic white holiday). Before this day, however, every marketplace in Murrikah spends weeks telling people that their prices will be lowered, in order to encourage people to buy more in the name of Capitalism.
The exotic whites wake up before dawn, and ready themselves with their tribal drinks of coffee and tea. They then climb into their vehicles, and drive to their nearest marketplace. The stores are still closed. The exotics wait. They talk amongst themselves, telling each other what items are on their lists, what things they want. They ready themselves for the day.
The stores finally open, and the exotics rush in, like animals to a kill.
Fights often break out, as supplies are limited. There is much injury and pain. The exotics fight on, knowing in their hearts that the bloodshed will greatly please their insatiable god.
When the day ends, the exotics trek home, satisfied with their purchases. They sport their wounds and bruises proudly, and boast of the amount of money they gave to Capitalism.
It is a truly barbaric holiday, and I implore any regular folks who wish to celebrate to please, just stay home. The exotics will stop at nothing to satisfy the god Capitalism.
