Les blanches exotiques
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My mom said black people smell like woodsmoke, so I told her white ppl smell like wet dogs
Anonymous
This actually made my day.
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The proud English peoples—who started building up their society on an island off the coast of France—have over 52 words for “poop”. The concept must be very important to them if they have so many words—poop, shit, crap, dung, caca, fæces, poo, shite, doodoo, doody, poopy, guano, excrement, turd, scat, stool, manure and muck being some of the more important ones.
They even have adapted proverbs and honorific titles around the idea. Among others, these include:
- No shit, Sherlock.
- Shithead
- Little Shit
- Holy Shit
- Holy Crap
- You’ve got to be shitting me.
- I will shit on everything you love.
- Poopdeck
- You listen to some shitty/crappy music
- He who lives on hope, dies on shit.
- Shit’s goin’ down.
- Does a bear shit in the woods?
- Don’t poop in a field and don’t talk in a forest.
- It’s just a bunch of crap.
The English are an odd, exotic people who care so much about shit, their lives revolve around it.
(via waverindarkness)
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The Exotic Murrikans and their Relationship with Names
Tonight the exotic white Murrikan phenomenon of making fun of the names of normal people has come to our attention.
We have studied this phenomenon extensively, and there are various reasons why the exotics are so rude and disrespectful to make jest of the gorgeous names of the normal people.
Reason 1: The exotic whites are lacking lips.This affects their lives in many ways, from kissing to pronouncing certain words. Because of this, they often have trouble pronouncing the names of PoC. Instead of admitting this, however, they instead hide their insecurity over their liplessness behind a veneer of disrespect and rudeness, lashing out at those who possess the names that escape them.
Reason 2: The exotic Murrikans live in a society in which they are as separate as they possibly can be from other cultures, even other exotic peoples. Therefore, if they come across a PoC with a name that, to them, sounds “foreign” (even if the name is in the language that another exotic white tribe speaks) they will mock them, as they will assume that the name is made up. However, this only applies when the name belongs to a PoC; if the person with the “foreign” sounding name is also an exotic white, the exotics will strive as hard as they can, working against their liplessness, in order to pronounce the name correctly.
It’s a very sad phenomenon, and the exotic whites will do this to PoC no matter their age; whether they are 9 or 99, if their name is not a syllable long and boring, they will be mocked for it.
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Re: the Vye Yuh Linn submission; this is another case of exotic white people stealing instruments that don’t actually belong to them. It’s believed that Vye Yuh Linns are crudely adapted from from similar instruments that emerged on the Asian steppes, played by Turk and Mongol tribes (China, today, has a more sophisticated and beautiful instrument, the erhu, that is of similar descent; there is likewise an Arabic instrument called the rabab). You can find them in China, Japan, and India; in India, especially, they’re used for normal Karnāṭaka and Hindustani music.
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“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” — ancient exotic white proverb -
(demaney asked: exotic whites started wearing denim pants during the ‘gold rush,’ when many of them migrated west in search of gold they didn’t have to steal from normal people. The majority of exotics wear these pants still as a symbol of how important greed and wealth is in their culture. At least that’s what my one-twelfth exotic friend told me, and she’s descended from a yurupeen princess!)
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I am an exotic white in the southern hemisphere; specifically Australia (Oz-tray-lee-ah). I ave found that while some of our customs are the same as our Murrikan brothers and sisters, some are quite different, such as the celebration of Thanksgiving and their highest of Holy Days: Black Friday. As an expert on Murrikan exotics, could you suggest a reason for this cultural gap? The blessings of Princess be with you.
Well, you must look back into the history of the exotic Murrikans.
When they first came to the land that they would later exploit, they were hungry, tired, and unaware of the fact that drinking shitwater was bad for their health.
When they came here they were taught that you shouldn’t shit in the water that you drink, and other valuable lessons, such as what soap was and how to grow food.
Alas, the exotics were an ungrateful people, and when the Natives fell ill because of the diseases the shitdrinkers brought, the exotics attacked. They destroyed the Natives, burned the land, and came up with a policy of always lying about history. To this day, the exotics lie and say that they are a peaceful people while raining death upon populations of PoC.
This is why Thanksgiving came around, yet another stage in the exotics plan of erasing history.
Black Friday is just the day when everyone goes shopping, in order to pay homage to the great god Capitalism.
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why do white girls fuck with their menstrual blood and shit?
This is a question we have been asking for years. We may never know.
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Hey. Love your blog. I’ve always wanted to play this really exotic instrument called the “Vye Uh Linn.” It looks really nice and it feels like I’m in Yoorupp whenever I hear it play, like I can connect with the exotic whites in a way I once never thought possible. I’m obsessed with listening to the recordings of famous Vye Uh Linn players such as Jahshwa Bel (such a cool name! I think I’ll name my cat after him) and Hilury Hann. There are even some famous Vye Uh Linn players who are not exotic whites, like Sarah Chang (even though she grew up in an exotic white country).
Anyways, I was wondering where I could find this exotic white instrument (the name is too complicated for me to keep typing it). I hear they’re difficult to find outside of white countries, so I was wondering if you knew any stores or white culture conventions in civilized countries where I can find them. Thank you!
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