Tonight the exotic white Murrikan phenomenon of making fun of the names of normal people has come to our attention.
We have studied this phenomenon extensively, and there are various reasons why the exotics are so rude and disrespectful to make jest of the gorgeous names of the normal people.
Reason 1: The exotic whites are lacking lips.This affects their lives in many ways, from kissing to pronouncing certain words. Because of this, they often have trouble pronouncing the names of PoC. Instead of admitting this, however, they instead hide their insecurity over their liplessness behind a veneer of disrespect and rudeness, lashing out at those who possess the names that escape them.
Reason 2: The exotic Murrikans live in a society in which they are as separate as they possibly can be from other cultures, even other exotic peoples. Therefore, if they come across a PoC with a name that, to them, sounds “foreign” (even if the name is in the language that another exotic white tribe speaks) they will mock them, as they will assume that the name is made up. However, this only applies when the name belongs to a PoC; if the person with the “foreign” sounding name is also an exotic white, the exotics will strive as hard as they can, working against their liplessness, in order to pronounce the name correctly.
It’s a very sad phenomenon, and the exotic whites will do this to PoC no matter their age; whether they are 9 or 99, if their name is not a syllable long and boring, they will be mocked for it.