Les blanches exotiques

My mom said black people smell like woodsmoke, so I told her white ppl smell like wet dogs

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:29:29 -0400

This actually made my day.

estifi: The proud English peoples—who started building up their society on an island off the coast...

icanttellyouwhotobe — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:56:59 -0400

The proud English peoples—who started building up their society on an island off the coast of France—have over 52 words for “poop”. The concept must be very important to them if they have so many words—poop, shit, crap, dung, caca, fæces, poo, shite, doodoo, doody, poopy, guano, excrement, turd, scat, stool, manure and muck being some of the more important ones.

They even have adapted proverbs and honorific titles around the idea. Among others, these include:

No shit, Sherlock.

Shithead

Little Shit

Holy Shit

Holy Crap

You’ve got to be shitting me.

I will shit on everything you love.

Poopdeck

You listen to some shitty/crappy music

He who lives on hope, dies on shit.

Shit’s goin’ down.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Don’t poop in a field and don’t talk in a forest.

It’s just a bunch of crap.

The English are an odd, exotic people who care so much about shit, their lives revolve around it.

Hey! I was curious about the aim of this blog. I can see that by using (/parodying, debatably) the same terminology white people use to describe PoC inversely, you're trying to draw awareness of the kind of Othering that's consistent in "Western" society and the world, as obviously shit as it is. However, why did you decide to make the point in this format, and why is it you're specifically drawing attention to the racism of girls/women? Thanks.

icanttellyouwhotobe — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:57:49 -0500

I decided to make the point in this format because, tbqh, it’s fun as hell.

And I called it “Exotic White Girls” initially because I’m a WoC. All of the shit that I go through is affected by the fact that I’m a woman. The initial goal of this blog was to be catharsis for me; I honestly just wanted a place to call white women exotic because I was annoyed. It slowly evolved into what it is today as more people followed and submitted to it.

The Exotic Murrikans and their Relationship with Names

icanttellyouwhotobe — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 23:14:48 -0500

Tonight the exotic white Murrikan phenomenon of making fun of the names of normal people has come to our attention.

We have studied this phenomenon extensively, and there are various reasons why the exotics are so rude and disrespectful to make jest of the gorgeous names of the normal people.

Reason 1: The exotic whites are lacking lips.This affects their lives in many ways, from kissing to pronouncing certain words. Because of this, they often have trouble pronouncing the names of PoC. Instead of admitting this, however, they instead hide their insecurity over their liplessness behind a veneer of disrespect and rudeness, lashing out at those who possess the names that escape them.

Reason 2: The exotic Murrikans live in a society in which they are as separate as they possibly can be from other cultures, even other exotic peoples. Therefore, if they come across a PoC with a name that, to them, sounds “foreign” (even if the name is in the language that another exotic white tribe speaks) they will mock them, as they will assume that the name is made up. However, this only applies when the name belongs to a PoC; if the person with the “foreign” sounding name is also an exotic white, the exotics will strive as hard as they can, working against their liplessness, in order to pronounce the name correctly.

It’s a very sad phenomenon, and the exotic whites will do this to PoC no matter their age; whether they are 9 or 99, if their name is not a syllable long and boring, they will be mocked for it.

How many people follow this blog? Just wondering. It is actually pretty awesome. It allows a rare insight on the mysterious culture of the exotics!

icanttellyouwhotobe — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 19:56:20 -0500

There’s a couple thousand followers.

I’m glad you like it, I have studied the exotic whites for like six months and I must say I know more about their culture than anyone else, even the exotics themselves.

Re: the Vye Yuh Linn submission; this is another case of exotic white people stealing instruments...

unusualnotation — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 17:20:53 -0500

Re: the Vye Yuh Linn submission; this is another case of exotic white people stealing instruments that don’t actually belong to them. It’s believed that Vye Yuh Linns are crudely adapted from from similar instruments that emerged on the Asian steppes, played by Turk and Mongol tribes (China, today, has a more sophisticated and beautiful instrument, the erhu, that is of similar descent; there is likewise an Arabic instrument called the rabab). You can find them in China, Japan, and India; in India, especially, they’re used for normal Karnāṭaka and Hindustani music.

"If you can’t handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best"

icanttellyouwhotobe — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 06:01:42 -0500

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best”

- ancient exotic white proverb

(demaney asked: exotic whites started wearing denim pants during...

icanttellyouwhotobe — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:31:55 -0500

(demaney asked: exotic whites started wearing denim pants during the ‘gold rush,’ when many of them migrated west in search of gold they didn’t have to steal from normal people. The majority of exotics wear these pants still as a symbol of how important greed and wealth is in their culture. At least that’s what my one-twelfth exotic friend told me, and she’s descended from a yurupeen princess!)

Why do exotic people refuse to acknowledge the feelings and systematic oppression of POC but demand everybody listens to their butt hurt feelings.

icanttellyouwhotobe — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 19:30:36 -0500

Because the exotics are taught that only their feelings/opinions matter, and can’t stand to have people tell them otherwise.

I am an exotic white in the southern hemisphere; specifically Australia (Oz-tray-lee-ah). I ave found that while some of our customs are the same as our Murrikan brothers and sisters, some are quite different, such as the celebration of Thanksgiving and their highest of Holy Days: Black Friday. As an expert on Murrikan exotics, could you suggest a reason for this cultural gap? The blessings of Princess be with you.

icanttellyouwhotobe — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 12:02:44 -0500

Well, you must look back into the history of the exotic Murrikans.

When they first came to the land that they would later exploit, they were hungry, tired, and unaware of the fact that drinking shitwater was bad for their health.

When they came here they were taught that you shouldn’t shit in the water that you drink, and other valuable lessons, such as what soap was and how to grow food.

Alas, the exotics were an ungrateful people, and when the Natives fell ill because of the diseases the shitdrinkers brought, the exotics attacked. They destroyed the Natives, burned the land, and came up with a policy of always lying about history. To this day, the exotics lie and say that they are a peaceful people while raining death upon populations of PoC.

This is why Thanksgiving came around, yet another stage in the exotics plan of erasing history.

Black Friday is just the day when everyone goes shopping, in order to pay homage to the great god Capitalism.

why do white girls fuck with their menstrual blood and shit?

icanttellyouwhotobe — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 06:01:41 -0500

This is a question we have been asking for years. We may never know.

Hey. Love your blog. I’ve always wanted to play this really exotic instrument called the...

nipponrabbit — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:01:44 -0500

Hey. Love your blog. I’ve always wanted to play this really exotic instrument called the “Vye Uh Linn.” It looks really nice and it feels like I’m in Yoorupp whenever I hear it play, like I can connect with the exotic whites in a way I once never thought possible. I’m obsessed with listening to the recordings of famous Vye Uh Linn players such as Jahshwa Bel (such a cool name! I think I’ll name my cat after him) and Hilury Hann. There are even some famous Vye Uh Linn players who are not exotic whites, like Sarah Chang (even though she grew up in an exotic white country).

Anyways, I was wondering where I could find this exotic white instrument (the name is too complicated for me to keep typing it). I hear they’re difficult to find outside of white countries, so I was wondering if you knew any stores or white culture conventions in civilized countries where I can find them. Thank you!

the Puritanical theme of exotic white culture

2laati — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 12:03:03 -0500

although it has (unfortunately) evolved in recent years, due to the white population’s assimilation into normal society, becoming more appreciative of sensuality and aesthetics, the dominant theme of white culture continues to be Puritanical. like the ancient colonists of Nyu Inglan, their life is driven by their obsessive muting of desire, and their plain, ascetic sensibilities, which is apparent in their material culture and their spirituality.

unlike most other peoples, who naturally seek to show off their wealth and status, as well as to create it, by adorning their bodies with luxurious objects, the whites seek to dress as plainly as possible. even the most well-to-do whites will not wear anything fancier than a strand of pearls or a pair of small diamond earrings to set themselves apart from the lower classes.

"You’re pretty for a [insert minority group]!"

icanttellyouwhotobe — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 06:01:47 -0500

“You’re pretty for a [insert minority group]!”

- White proverb

If I get you’re pretty for a black girl ever again I’m going to go insane.

(via jenifromthebloc)

Cultural Appropriation blogs

icanttellyouwhotobe — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 02:26:22 -0500

disneyforprincesses:

stopwhitewashing:

Here is a list of blogs run by people dedicated to calling out cultural appropriation of their respective cultures. I made this list because quite frankly, its extremely disrespectful to ask people who are not from a certain culture what is and what’s not cultural appropriation instead of asking people who actually are from that culture/s.

If there’s anymore blogs I missed feel free to add on.

thisisnotafrica
Posting all the awkward photos and texts that exoticise Africa. Africa is not a place for you to find your fucking self, Jesus Christ Almighty. Feel free to submit any bullshit you’ve seen around the internet that fits this. oh. and Africa is not a country. But you already knew that
this-is-not-native

Because the appropriation, stereotyping, and fetishizing of native cultures will not be tolerated

thisisnotjapan

Just a blog about Japanese stereotypes, racism, the misconceptions of white people and so on

thisisnotireland

This blogs main function is reveal the embarrassing glorified view people have of Ireland.
I will mainly be calling out people who stereotype Ireland/Irish people/Irish History, glorify the Troubles, openly discriminate aganist Irish Travellers/Irish Catholics/ Irish Protestants, Irish Americans who believe is ok to use the N word or be openly racist. And correcting One Direction fandom.

thisisnotindia

This blog is NOT intended for any India cultural appreciation tourists. Seek your fix for upper-caste, light-skinned Bollywood love elsewhere.
This blog is NOT intended to showcase the “vibrancy” and “colorfulness” of Indian people. Seek your nonsensical, colonial exotification elsewhere.

thisisnotasian
Welcome to This is Not Asian, a blog dedicated to showing people just how bad orientalism and cultural appropriation can be. To learn more about what we hope to do and what we stand for, read our introduction below.
thisisnotgypsy
The point of this blog is to point out and comment on the appropriation of Romani culture. The word “Gypsy” is a slur. It is a pejorative. It is offensive and hurtful.The reason I use the term for this blog is because it is most recognizable in the media and social networking world.
thisisnotkorea
Because the fetishization of Koreans will not be tolerated.
Guys when you ask/message me please make it clear if you want this to be public or private cuz that always confuse me.
thisisnotpinoy

A blog dedicated to deconstructing the negative perceptions of the Filipino people (whether real or imagined), examining the origins of modern Filipino values, and calling out the international affect on Filipinos abroad. The aim is for individuals to redefine for themselves the meaning of what it is to be Pinoy.

this-is-not-jewish

When I see anti-Semitic bullshit, I call it out. I may or may not be nice about it. I may or may not cuss a lot. I may or may not use condescending GIFs. It depends on my mood and just how irredeemably stupid the specimen in question is.

youarenotdesi

Cultural appropriation pisses me off, and if I see you appropriating my culture I will make you aware of it. Because you need to know you’re wrong. You cannot dissect a culture and pick out the parts you find “stylish” or “in trend” just for the sake of looking cute.

This is not an educational blog. I’m not gonna sit around and teach you about my culture because a.) I don’t have time, and b.) I’m not a fucking teacher. And yeah, I do have a right to be mad, so get over it. If I reblog a picture of you, it will stay here on my nice little wall of shame, so don’t complain about it. Appropriation of any kind will be put on this blog, whether you’re wearing a bindi, sari, obsessing over Ganesh, or saying something ignorant — you will be on this blog.

thisisnotarab

A blog to teach people about Arab stereotypes and cultural appropriation of Arab culture.

Here’s a terrific source for all cultural appropriations!

Y’all tend to have a bunch of cultural appropriation questions, so here’s some sources that will give you better answers than I

"Can I touch your hair?"

icanttellyouwhotobe — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:02:00 -0500

“Can I touch your hair?”

- White Proverb (via hydri)

"You should be more like Martin Luther King and less like Malcolm X."

icanttellyouwhotobe — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:02:58 -0500

“You should be more like Martin Luther King and less like Malcolm X.”

- White proverb (via brashblacknonbeliever)

"I’m 32% Irish, 12% German, 17% Swedish, 25% French, 10% Polish and 1/17 Cherokee princess"

icanttellyouwhotobe — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 06:01:31 -0500

“I’m 32% Irish, 12% German, 17% Swedish, 25% French, 10% Polish and 1/17 Cherokee princess”

- White proverb (via wretchedoftheearth)

Hiatus is (partially) over!

icanttellyouwhotobe — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 04:48:41 -0500

exoticwhitegirls:

Submissions are now open, and we have a few things queued. If anyone wants to submit anything, please feel free!

The inbox is completely open now!

Hiatus is (partially) over!

icanttellyouwhotobe — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 02:30:45 -0500

Submissions are now open, and we have a few things queued. If anyone wants to submit anything, please feel free!