It turns out that white tears aren't the most exotic.

It turns out that white tears aren’t the most exotic.

We were under the impression that white tears were the best and most exotic ingredient when it came to baking.

Luckily, a friend of ours directed us to this website.

It turns out that exotic white girl saliva is the ingredient of choice. It makes everything it touches superior.

The more you know, y’all. The more you know.
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9. scarlettsexual reblogged this from electricdemonsinlove and added:
  
  thought so, but still gross
10. electricdemonsinlove reblogged this from scarlettsexual and added:
  
  pleeeeeeaaaase tell me you all know this is fake, yes? this has been going around for a while now
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  whatwhatwhatwhat
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  OK, I LIED. because that “white girls gargle your milk” website is very real.
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  I need to make a trolling award for the people who put this site together.
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  LOL Is this real? This shit can’t be real. What the fuck? What the fuck.
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  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK? I MEAN! THAT’S A NEW LEVEL OF FUCK NO! OMG I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S SATIRE OR NOT LIKE...
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  That’s fucking disgusting.
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  this seriously can’t be real. this website is crazy i don’t even know what to think. this HAS to be fake
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  oh my fuck
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  i am so confused, there is a market for this?
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It turns out that white tears aren’t the most exotic.