Les blanches exotiques

This is a picture of a white girl from a colonial country. According to studies in anthropology, a white girl will cover her face in a mixture of shark liver oil, lanolin (grease from animal fur), ambergris (whale vomit), and guanine (fish scales), ground down and mixed with dyes made from various types of minerals.

They apply this to their bodies and perform an ancient ritual that involves standing in front of a reflective surface admiring themselves. Pictured here is a white female in the midst of this ritual.

They are also known to bleach their hair. We can only guess how it is done as it’s a closely guarded secret our researchers were unable to divulge.

We can guess that this ritual is performed in an attempt to beg their God (known to them as God, they’re a creative people) to bestow upon them a mate.