White American wedding ceremonies are wonderful, exotic events where traditional clothing, such as “gowns,” “tuxedoes,” and “ugly bridesmaid dresses” can be seen everywhere. So majestic.
I’m buying a wedding veil on my next trip over there, to make sure it’s made by a real white American. I feel like getting some genuine tribal clothing will put me in touch with my inner self, you know? If only I could dress as pretty as they do every day!
*ugly laughter*
Well. I have to say that offending through sarcasm, thereby creating an environment of reverse-racism, is hardly the way...
slams head against keyboard repeatedly
genius
So inspiring!