April 2013
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Anonymous asked: My mom said black people smell like woodsmoke, so I told her white ppl smell like wet dogs
March 2013
1 post
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estifi:
The proud English peoples—who started building up their society on an island off the coast of France—have over 52 words for “poop”. The concept must be very important to them if they have so many words—poop, shit, crap, dung, caca, fæces, poo, shite, doodoo, doody, poopy, guano, excrement, turd, scat, stool, manure and muck being some of the more important ones.
They even have adapted...
February 2013
5 posts
Anonymous asked: Hey! I was curious about the aim of this blog. I can see that by using (/parodying, debatably) the same terminology white people use to describe PoC inversely, you're trying to draw awareness of the kind of Othering that's consistent in "Western" society and the world, as obviously shit as it is. However, why did you decide to make the point in this format, and why is it...
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The Exotic Murrikans and their Relationship with...
Tonight the exotic white Murrikan phenomenon of making fun of the names of normal people has come to our attention.
We have studied this phenomenon extensively, and there are various reasons why the exotics are so rude and disrespectful to make jest of the gorgeous names of the normal people.
Reason 1: The exotic whites are lacking lips.This affects their lives in many ways, from kissing to...
a-girl-who-likes-men asked: How many people follow this blog? Just wondering. It is actually pretty awesome. It allows a rare insight on the mysterious culture of the exotics!
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Re: the Vye Yuh Linn submission; this is another case of exotic white people stealing instruments that don’t actually belong to them. It’s believed that Vye Yuh Linns are crudely adapted from from similar instruments that emerged on the Asian steppes, played by Turk and Mongol tribes (China, today, has a more sophisticated and beautiful instrument, the erhu, that is of similar descent;...
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“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don’t deserve...”
– ancient exotic white proverb
January 2013
13 posts
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Anonymous asked: Why do exotic people refuse to acknowledge the feelings and systematic oppression of POC but demand everybody listens to their butt hurt feelings.
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wordsofaweirdo asked: I am an exotic white in the southern hemisphere; specifically Australia (Oz-tray-lee-ah). I ave found that while some of our customs are the same as our Murrikan brothers and sisters, some are quite different, such as the celebration of Thanksgiving and their highest of Holy Days: Black Friday. As an expert on Murrikan exotics, could you suggest a reason for this cultural gap? The blessings of...
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countingmyfeathers asked: why do white girls fuck with their menstrual blood and shit?
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Hey. Love your blog. I’ve always wanted to play this really exotic instrument called the “Vye Uh Linn.” It looks really nice and it feels like I’m in Yoorupp whenever I hear it play, like I can connect with the exotic whites in a way I once never thought possible. I’m obsessed with listening to the recordings of famous Vye Uh Linn players such as Jahshwa Bel (such a...
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the Puritanical theme of exotic white culture
although it has (unfortunately) evolved in recent years, due to the white population’s assimilation into normal society, becoming more appreciative of sensuality and aesthetics, the dominant theme of white culture continues to be Puritanical. like the ancient colonists of Nyu Inglan, their life is driven by their obsessive muting of desire, and their plain, ascetic sensibilities, which is...
“You’re pretty for a [insert minority group]!”
– White proverb
If I get you’re pretty for a black girl ever again I’m going to go insane.
(via jenifromthebloc)
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Cultural Appropriation blogs
disneyforprincesses:
stopwhitewashing:
Here is a list of blogs run by people dedicated to calling out cultural appropriation of their respective cultures. I made this list because quite frankly, its extremely disrespectful to ask people who are not from a certain culture what is and what’s not cultural appropriation instead of asking people who actually are from that culture/s.
If there’s...
“Can I touch your hair?”
– White Proverb (via hydri)
“You should be more like Martin Luther King and less like Malcolm X.”
– White proverb (via brashblacknonbeliever)
“I’m 32% Irish, 12% German, 17% Swedish, 25% French, 10% Polish and 1/17 Cherokee...”
– White proverb (via wretchedoftheearth)
Hiatus is (partially) over!
exoticwhitegirls:
Submissions are now open, and we have a few things queued. If anyone wants to submit anything, please feel free!
The inbox is completely open now!
Hiatus is (partially) over!
Submissions are now open, and we have a few things queued. If anyone wants to submit anything, please feel free!
December 2012
19 posts
2 tags
exoticwhitegirls:
Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much...
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Y’all got less than 24 hours before the inbox/submissions are closed and EWG goes on hiatus
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One of the most revered and highly celebrated exotic holiday, Christmas, is tomorrow.
This holiday is the major holiday celebrating the god Capitalism. It is looked forward to and prepared for all year round; the exotics constantly make mental lists full of the material goods that they wish to be bought for them in the name of Capitalism. Before the shine and glimmer has worn off of their...
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exoticwhitegirls:
Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much...
4 tags
exoticwhitegirls:
Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much...
4 tags
exoticwhitegirls:
Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much...
4 tags
exoticwhitegirls:
Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much...
4 tags
Hello followers.
I have thought about this for quite some time, and I have decided that starting December 26, EWG will be going on an indefinite hiatus.
I’m sure you have questions.
I have answers to what you will most likely be asked most frequently.
Why is EWG going on hiatus?
I suffer from depression, and lately it has been difficult for me to think and create as much as I would...
4 tags
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I was recently told of a blog that offers insight on the way that exotic white girls think.
This blog, superwhitegirlproblems, informs us on the issues that white girls everywhere face, and is a vital resource when researching these exotic people.
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alienqueenn asked: hahahaha like people can be racist towards white people. because it's totally possible to be racist against a group of people who have consistently shit on people of different cultures through out history. RIGHT.
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Anonymous asked: so you're combating racism with more racism? fabulous.
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Anonymous asked: I laugh way too much while scrolling through this blog! You don't live in Amurrrica do you?
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Anonymous asked: I like your blog but some of your posts seem pointless... ie costco. I'm a regular person and fuck yeah I get samples are you kidding me that shit is delicious. Your posts that are actually about white-specific behaviors are funny but other ones are bleh..
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Anonymous asked: how do you think a white person should deal with racism from other white people? should we 'deal' with it at all, or should i just do my best not to partake in it?
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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend wants me to tell him that I love his n-word dick during sex but it makes me really uncomfortable. What should I do?
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Anonymous asked: My regular roommate was a 'sexy indian' for halloween, I heard her practicing her ahh eeohhohh, but that's okay because only white people can be racist, right?
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Anonymous asked: Then why were the majority of the people in the 3 hour line outside the Honey Baked Ham store the day before thanksgiving regular people?
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Anonymous asked: The majority of Americans participate in all this, not just white people.
November 2012
37 posts
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Anonymous asked: is the title of this blog a joke? ive never seen an exotic white girll. all I see is the same ol shit.
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social-darwin-awards asked: I'm a little confused as to the goal of your blog. In your explanation, you say that you intend to make the word 'exotic' racially neutral/meaningless, but now it seems that you are simply reversing racism and applying negative PoC stereotypes to white people (rude, uncivilized, ugly, etc.). As it says, "when we mock white girls ability to be exotic we reinforce the logic of...
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Anonymous asked: Hello, I was hoping some of your Native American followers might help me. My girlfriend and I have been looking at shoes for christmas gifts, and we found a pair we like, but the shoes are described as being "moccasin inspired". we do not want any part of cultural appropriation and will not buy those shoes. But we are wondering if shoe styles like boaters and loafers are also cultural...
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Anonymous asked: Black Friday is sacred to our people because it is the purest form of the central tenet of capitalism: "Wanting it enough." If one really, really wants it, to the point that one is willing to voluntarily sleep on the side walk, wait in enormous lines, risk death by crushing asphyxiation, step on the throats of others, etc., then one GETS it. Other examples of the "Wanting it...
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Anonymous asked: I'd like to ask for a moment of silence for those poor misguided exotic people who will be sacrificed for the barbaric god Capitalism tomorrow.
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Anonymous asked: Hi, you've made me understand why I don't "celebrate" black friday. My exotic culture Is very hard to understand (even for me) sometimes, and if I have to say it, quite pointless. //Bitter socialist exotic gal.
Radi-Aid: Africa for Norway
Radi-Aid: Africa for Norway
It’s so inspiring when normal people work together to help suffering exotic whites in far-off lands!
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fuckin-punk asked: Hi! I was wondering if you would post this to promo a facebook page supporting free press and human rights in Cambodia? www (.) facebook (.) com/ Readers Of The Cambodia Daily (obviously without the brackets and spaces)
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Anonymous asked: wait, so you said latinas are regular. are you saying that latinas are not PoC?! This is getting out of hand. As a latin women, i consider myself a WoC. I really hope im misunderstanding. i love this blog a little too much to be disappointed
